deep sea diver

During a blowjob, the male partner shoves his dick as far as possible down the womans throat until she begins to exasperatedly gag, then urinates with a powerful jet stream. The woman then proceeds to gargle it into a fine mixture with her saliva, then spits it out into her hands, and lathers her body with it.

1. I gave Helen a deep sea diver...man, was she pissed!

by nick staton February 5, 2008

muff diver

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008

Diversity

1)An old old wooden ship, used in the civil war era.

2)A group of people with different Backrounds

1)I believe Diversity is an old old wooded ship used in the civil war era. (Ron Burgundy)

2)Asian, Hispanic, White, Black, Indian w/e ya are

by Killojack7 March 4, 2008

diversifry

noun: "a diversifry" = A buffet of various fried foods.

verb: "to diversifry" = to fry many different types of foods.

"Damn, that's one hell of a diversifry."

"He diversifried by sticking everything he could find into a deep fryer. Including the cat."

by ColinP April 5, 2008

carpet diver

A carpet diver is generaly a gay female, but can also include any male who eats vagina.

Dude Don't buy that girl a drink she's a carpet diver
You dont have a chance

by buddysmoken December 23, 2013

porque es divertido

"Because it is fun."

When porque (because) is asked in Spanish class, this is the typical response.

?Porque vivo en -----? (Why do you live in (city)?
Porque es divertido. (Because it is fun.)

by loflcopter March 30, 2011

sky diver

When a male or female hangs from a ceiling fan and then poops causing the feces to explode all over their partner.

When Nathaniel finished having sex with Patsy, he grabbed the ceiling fan and performed a sky diver. Patsy was soon covered with his fecal matter within seconds

by RockinTheFro December 14, 2008