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One Direction

Literally the best band in the world.

Won over 100 awards (BTS could never).

Band members consist of a frog ass looking bitch, a fucking Lima bean, a porcupine (in fact he's straight), and a white bread with no toaster.

Once you are in the fandom there is literally no way out. Good luck trying though.
Person A: Have you ever heard of that band, One Direction?
Person B: Do you mean the best band in the world? The one with the 4 beautiful british boys and the perfect Irish leprechaun? The one who jump started 5sos' career? The one who has been on a break for 4 years and is still breaking records? Yeah, I've heard of them.
by Sophia Grange August 25, 2019
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Directioner

A annoying girl on tumblr who has deluded her self into think that One Direction is good, and also that she will one day marry a member of that "band"
OMGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NIAL UR SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT, LETS GET MARRIED!!111!!! I'M THE NUMBER ONE DIRECTIONER YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by LolaLeroux October 23, 2012
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Direct Deposit

(Noun): To masturbate whilst standing on one's head, then upon the point of orgasm, shooting one's ejaculate into one's own mouth.
His shoulders on the ground and his naked backside pressed against the marine-themed wallpaper, the Direct Deposit left him with a face full of his own man-seed.
by Sir Michael McEwan April 30, 2008
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Directioners

The worst fandom in the world, besides Beliebers.

They say that they want their boys to be happy, but they send hate to their girlfriends all the time. A good example is when one of them dated Taylor Swift, they called her Taywhore and generally pissed off the Swiftie fandom.

When Mitch Lucker committed suicide, they sent hate to his family claiming he was an emo fag who died from cutting. They even directed hate towards his 5 year old daughter!

Another annoying thing is their stupid chant "You're just jealous!" if anyone DARES to tell them that they don't like One Direction.

Also, they bully people in the fandom who supposedly "don't know enough" about One Direction. I personally witnessed on Twitter a group of Directioners ganging up on a girl who was new in the fandom and had dyslexia.

And they wonder why everybody hates them!
Other fandoms: join us and we'll have so much fun!!!! We're all one big, happy family!!

Directioners: Join us whore, or we'll shoot you.
by Directionhater July 16, 2013
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One Direction

5 fit and talented guys from the X Factor
They have their own album,tour, singles and of couse loads of fans ~ directioners.

Everyone loves them !
Me; Carrots
Other Directioner; You love One Direction right
by Mrs Malik January 3, 2012
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Mouse Director

Someone who insists on looking over the shoulder of the person who is at the computer and telling them where to click.
Lizzy: Here, right there, click that, this link...
Tommy: Wow, could you be less of a mouse director?
by Modness April 27, 2007
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Prime Directive Fap

When you fap over the moral implications of an action.
Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
by Moghidean September 10, 2011
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