Diddlewantch

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.

person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

by RainbowKittensBullshitahhh May 27, 2018

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 4, 2018

Diddly-Dong Donut

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.

*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."

by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

DiddleWiddle

A Youtuber

Person1:DiddleWiddle So Cool
Person2:ikr

by Jolten October 6, 2018

Diddley Doo

A completely random expression of excitement. Can be used in any context in any part of a sentence sarcastically.

Some guy: what’s up
Me: Diddley Doo!
Some guy: fuck you
Me: well diddley doo to that!

by Penis.John.69 March 8, 2019

Diddle doo

Someone with a small bent cock.
It is often frowned upon in society.

I’m so sad it got stuck half way. I wish I was not a diddle doo
Don’t go for him he has a diddle doo

by Chick Magnet6996 June 17, 2020

diddered

You've been trolled by a pervert

You were diddered by a bad man

by Cinsan August 16, 2020