break n ditch 

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.

I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!

break n ditch by MTJMZ August 7, 2009

last-minute-ditch

When someone plans to meet up or do something in advance and fucks you over just as its scheduled to happen.

Fuck you namz for this last-minute-ditch.

last-minute-ditch by Last-minute-ditch March 22, 2016

Ding Sex Ditch 

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

Ding Sex Ditch by That guy next door November 21, 2016

Dot-dot-ditch 

When someone begins replying to a message (causing the bubble with dots to appear), and then stops completely, leaving you expecting a response that will never come. Comes from the phrase “ding-dong-ditch”

I asked Jared if he wanted to hang out, but he dot-dot-ditched me, so apparently he’s not interested.

Dot-dot-ditch by TellyP November 23, 2018

bait and ditch 

Inviting someone to a party but then not going yourself

Is John coming?

Nah, he invited us but I think he's found a party in SF that's more interesting.
Classic bait and ditch!

bait and ditch by Joesmoe27 February 3, 2019

national don’t ditch ur gf day

National don’t ditch your gf day

Addie: Lets go to the movies!
Zach: Yess
addie gets all excited

Zach: Can’t go anymore byeeee
Morgan: Wow zach you really did this on national don’t ditch ur gf day

national don’t ditch ur gf day by momowrz December 6, 2019

digging a ditch with my spoon 

having anal intercourse

i’m digging a ditch with my spoon

digging a ditch with my spoon by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021