IM-Ditch

When a friend signs off of MSN messenger without saying goodbye. Can also refer to when two friends text back and forth and one stops abruptly without informing the other that he/she is now currently pre-occupied with other tasks.
Jay: WTH, OMG Taylor totally just IM-Ditched me!
Lucas: ROFLMFAOOL!!! That suxxorz bro...
by Jay Bolen January 6, 2008
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Ding-dong-ditch

Knocking at someone's door and running.
bib: hey lets ding-dong-ditch someones house

been: let's go!
by Bobcroe November 29, 2013
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ding dong ditch

To knock on someone's door, or ring their doorbell, and then run away. Hiding nearby to watch the person's reaction is optional.

Known as "Nigger Knocking" in less politically-correct times and less politically-correct places such as the Deep South.
"I'm bored. Let's go ding dong ditch mean old Mr. Wilson next door and then hide in the bushes to watch his reaction."
by Chickendog Jackson July 9, 2009
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Ding dong ditch

When you poke someone's butt hole yell Ding dong then run away
Hey look at Bob bending over I'm gonna go Ding dong ditch him
by Theonethecallkritter December 9, 2015
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ditch bank okie

Insulting phrase for poor caucasian. Implies poverty, rural associations and ignorance.
Don't mind him, he's just a ditch bank okie.
by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006
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Dick Dong Ditch

When you go to someone's house, suck their dick and leave.
Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.
by GOTTA ZAYN🏃🏽💨 June 3, 2016
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break n ditch

Breaking something by accident and then either hiding the evidence or fleeing the scene.
I accidentally broke one of my wife's really nice dishes last night. Fortunately, we had a dinner party going on so I just pulled a break n ditch and denied I knew anything about it.

or

My friend was downtown the other night and leaned too hard into a plate glass window on Main Street and it busted on her! She went for a break n ditch. Who could blame her, she works there!
by MTJMZ August 7, 2009
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