Diesel Tard

Fat retarded looking person.

Guy 1: look at him hes huge
Guy 2: yea hes a Diesel Tard.

by Paully Bleeker October 31, 2008

diesel stack

Another word for a comb over.

Derived from the flappy lid thing that tractors and american style lorries used to have over their upright exhausts that flap when the engine is revved hard.

Perfect exponents of the diesel stack= Jackie Charlton the footballer and the Rab C Nesbit character off of the Hamlet cigar adverts

Gerald: Checkout the diesel stack on that guy!!

Arthur: Whoah, Rab C eat your heart out

by ebuyergum July 14, 2009

Diesel-powered thunderdouche

A big, loud, brash, All-Amurican douche. A beer-swilling, V8 Hemi of a douche.

He's not just a tool; he's a tool shed.

He's Home Depot.

HE'S TIM FUCKING ALLEN.

Obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.

What happened to you last night?

We went and partied in a fucking cornfield with a bunch retarded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!

Holy shit, let's never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!

Agreed!

by leftshoe January 10, 2014

Diesel dick

A redneck who supes up his recently financed diesel truck by adding ridiculous stacks behind the truck cab.

Steve was a real diesel dick when added the smoke stacks to his pickup truck

by Dwagon123 October 14, 2019

Dieseled

To engage in the act of drinking copious volumes of beer and devolving into a single cellular state.

Steve was so dieseled he was STBD - shit the bed drunk.

by sherbasaurus January 24, 2016

cron diesel

A word used to describe anything that at any particular point in time needs to be givin' props.

"Yo' deez taco's are the cron diesel son."

by Jake July 2, 2005

merk diesel

A merk diesel is a power plant for boats. see:Cummins-MerCruiser's Sterndrive and Inboard Diesel Series

Yo!Yo! Joey you runnin' biofuel in that merk diesel? It smells like Skippers fish and chip, dude!

by rico b.c. October 4, 2006