Dad

Family member who always disappears when you commit alive

Damn, my dad just died!

by ppsuccser September 26, 2020

dad

he left when u were 4 its ok

my dad never cam back with the milk toby? its ok

by Vtobyjr September 30, 2020

dad

a dad is the best type of person you will ever meet

i love my (dad)

by tmr51609 September 30, 2020

Dad

A man who's in his old ages thinking he can fix everything and anything since getting a child.

Son: Dad.....I think I just broke my arm...
Dad: No worries son! Let me just grab my handy dandy duct tape and my wonderful screwdriver and you'll be fixed in no time!

by Spacey Boi the First October 16, 2020

Dad

A man who is in your life then 9 time out of 10 leaves "for the milk"

Mum where is my dad

Getting the milk

by CheezRitz October 19, 2020

Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020

Dad

You wanted to google your dad's name but it wasn't funny enough so you went on the urban dictionary. TOO BAD. IT'S still not funny.

Dad: hi son
Son: Dad, what's for dinner?

by whyareallthenamesusedalready November 19, 2020