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Cummitment

A man's or woman's state of not being able to be committed to someone mostly for his/her "sexual" reasons.
Lisa: I really can't understand him. He just doesn't want to marry me. He always says he has a commitment problem.

Jordan: Mmmm. I know what kind of a "cummitment" problem it is.
by elifblc February 28, 2009
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Cummute

The journey one must take on their way to a booty call. Usually used in cases of longer distance traveling e.g. out of town.
"You still bangin' that one chick?"

"Yeah its like 30 minute drive though"

"That's one hell of a cummute"
by Breendo November 11, 2011
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Cummies

When you and your buddies get together and drink each others cum
"Hey man, me and Steve were gonna drink some cum tomorrow! You can join and we can be cummies!
by COOLRANCHDOROTOS December 9, 2020
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Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.
Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.
by eda-skip November 21, 2021
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I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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Cummy Buttons

Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
by Pud Puddy June 30, 2017
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Mummer Cummer

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum
Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!
by tizzle30 October 2, 2007
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