Crystal bang

Crystal bang is a sex move that causes you to use meth and crystal rocks as sex toys.

Today me and my wife tried crystal bang. It was amazing she hated it.

by Ladyluna12 June 15, 2021

Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond

He is precious, crystal boy!

by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018

crystal forest

when you ejaculate on an girls bush and the cum dries

i made that girl have a crystal forest

by lefthanded May 1, 2016

crystal mafia

a term coined by C-FREE to describe a perceived conspiracy in New Age spirituality in which virtually all New Age "gurus" are actively (and intentionally) worsening the mental health of their followers so that said followers are easier to control.

"So my sister went on this retreat run by a 'healer' and the whole time this 'healer' was just trying to hook up with the women and nobody got healed of anything."

" Yeah man, sounds like the work of the Crystal Mafia."

by peacegawd February 12, 2020

crystal dove

A token of love given from one person to another. Meant to upstage other couples that are around when the gift is received. A crystal dove can be a bouquet of flowers or a diamond ring. The gift itself is not the important thing. The important thing about a crystal dove is that it makes the person giving the gift look better than there surrounding associates or friends.

Tanisha was hanging out a bar with all her friends who were coupled up. In walks Mark with a crystal dove for Tanisha. Tanisha is overjoyed and the envy of all her friends. The spouses of all her friends were left looking empty handed and dumbfounded.

by BroncosLover1 October 6, 2012

Crystal Gems

Basically, lesbian space rocks who fought their own leader for freedom but actually she "their leader" was the one who started it, heck two of them is already married ffs

WE ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS!!!

by IDFK WTPH July 13, 2018

crystal beth

a name that you can call someone when they are being idiots or displaying idiot-like behavior. Often used for Women but can be any gender.

Scarlett: Hey, why did she just try to do a back flip off the roof?
Cece: oh, shes just being a crystal beth!

by deeskuceting123 March 14, 2021