hog cramps

After giving your all when sucking dick, you get neck cramps, so be it called hog cramps.

Jesus: how did it go with Luke?
Sarah: I have hog cramps from it

by thisfakehair April 23, 2019

The craps

The poopie woopies

Shitting my pants at the concert was just the craps

by Konfetamine September 30, 2019

Hiss Cransen

( Noun. ) Someone that accuses someone else for being a predator, only to put the attention off from them, so they're able to be a predator behind everyone else's back.

" I saw Jake looking at Lolita animes. He also claimed a thirteen year old anime girl was his wai - "
" Wait, weren't you doing the same thing last week ? You're being a total Hiss Cransen. "

by Lessee~Chan August 2, 2020

Verily-Cransberry

One of the most beautiful alcoholic drinks ever to grace the shores of this wondrous land

Verily-Cransberry: to speedrun the act of consuming amaretto at a pace only previously known to Lance Armstrong

by MasterEvski September 28, 2020

no cranes

When one has to sit on your face sexually and no crane or heavy machine can lift them from your face.

No cranes: Sexually( oral sex )

by Khumisho December 12, 2020

Holy Crapshot

Half a shot glass of vinegar and half a shot glass of pure cinnamon after eating a habanero chilli

Person 1: Truth or dare

Person 2: Dare
Person 1: do the holy crapshot
Person 2: nah f**k that

by Holy Hellshot January 28, 2021

butterfly cramps

when you’re nervous about a special someone and you’re on your period

Shit bro I think I have butterfly cramps. He makes me feel nervous and plus I got my period yesterday and these cramps are just not helping.

by nikepoush879 December 2, 2021