Definitions by Lessee~Chan

Hiss Cransen 

( Noun. ) Someone that accuses someone else for being a predator, only to put the attention off from them, so they're able to be a predator behind everyone else's back.

" I saw Jake looking at Lolita animes. He also claimed a thirteen year old anime girl was his wai - "
" Wait, weren't you doing the same thing last week ? You're being a total Hiss Cransen. "

Hiss Cransen by Lessee~Chan August 2, 2020

Alabama Assistance 

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.

" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "

Alabama Assistance by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020

Extreme Outercourse 

Where you speed jack off and cum all over your partner's body.

Chloé told me what extreme outercourse was and I want to bleach my own ears.

Extreme Outercourse by Lessee~Chan September 5, 2018

A New Mexico 

New Mexico State Laws say that if a woman puts a collar on a man, she now owns him as a slave.

"Did you see Lee the other day? Dude had a collar on."
"Yeah, it's because his psycho ass girlfriend pulled a New Mexico."

A New Mexico by Lessee~Chan May 26, 2018

Womb Raider 

1. Womb Raider:: A person ((can fit to all pronouns)) that chases after people way younger than them.

"Dude, Devin and Katie have a six year age gap, he's such a manther."
"Six years? You should see Lee and Lilly. Twenty years! He's such a Womb Raider."

Womb Raider by Lessee~Chan March 8, 2017

Bestieality 

The rule of Bestieality is you cannot date your best friend.

"Date you? Isn't that Bestieality?!"

Bestieality by Lessee~Chan October 5, 2016