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Emotional Constipation

Person/people who are stuck with a constant negative attitude toward life and everyone in it.
by arkansas cowgirl March 24, 2010
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Wadsworth Constant

A term coined by Wadsworth on Reddit.com.

The Wadsworth Constant is simply either the removal of the first 30% of selected content or the singular usage of only the first 30% of selected content.
Context: "A place formerly used to find out about slang, and now a place that teens with no life use as a burn book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."

Wadsworth Constant Applied: "book to whine about celebrities, their friends, etc., let out their sexual frustrations, show off their racist/sexist/homophobic/anti-(insert religion here) opinions, troll, and babble about things they know nothing about."
by r-wadsworth October 2, 2011
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Wadsworth Constant

When watching online videos, the Wadsworth Constant states the first 30% of the video will not be pertinent or necessary. The viewer will be able to watch the second 70% without any loss.

This theory holds true to most videos and statements, assuming everything is rounded to the most logical point.
Wadsworth Constant: the intro is bullshit, skip to there, you'll get it.
by Moldyyyyyt October 2, 2011
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Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013
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constipainted

When a visual artist has a creative block one suffers constipaintion or is constipainted
I am so totallyconstipainted my mind is a blank.
by b_artist February 13, 2014
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constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her
by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015
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constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time
constipated chicken
by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016
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