commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

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commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 7, 2017

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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.

Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.

by tyjo121 August 8, 2017

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Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016

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