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mortal combat

when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.
John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...
by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011
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combat boots

combat boots are the official foot wear of bashers every where. it doesnt matter if your racist or anti-gay if your not wearing combat boots when you bash its only half cool
friend: hey wanna go gay bashing?

me: fuck yea! lemme get my combat boots
by Mr.Frankenstein February 12, 2009
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Comatoast

The state of coma following the mass consumption of delectable bread.
Your mom's banana bread has me in comatoast.
by Makeempray November 11, 2015
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Close Quarters Combat

The act of Eiffel Towering a midget, allowing the chest of both men to rub together.
"Dude, that was a great round of 'close quarters combat'."
by Duke of Deerfield September 18, 2017
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coccatooth

a person who lets thier teeth rot to the point of emmiting a rancid odor
brush your teeth you fucking coccatooth
by trevor March 9, 2003
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Combatious

im bored in class and made a word of me, I guess go sub to me on yt
"That Combatious dude is really weird but funny"
by 2Combatious May 6, 2021
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combat wombat

the 6 of clubs in any card deck
He just threw down the combat wombat!
by Barry Sandt Jr August 15, 2006
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