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when you slam a girl in bed so hard that she has her period the next day like chuck norris beat up her pussy. while your smoking weed at the same time.
John:dude i played mortal combat with my girl that she couldnt walk the next day! and same as ur mom...
by SARAHCALMYOURTITS August 21, 2011
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