riding the clutch 

To be engaged in the act of spanking the monkey or flicking the bean, at a level of arousal just fractionally below that required for climax, for an extended period of time.

Phone call
Cindy - Hey babe, what you doing?
Shane - Just riding the clutch baby, so I can give you a pearl necklace when you get in.
Cindy - Oh you do spoil me Shane, am running home now, bye

riding the clutch by Brucey Big Bonus May 12, 2017

double dutch clutch 

when two males jerk off on eachothers

i jerked off on jhons dick while at the sam time he jerked off at mine making this a double dutch clutch

double dutch clutch by dj michalek December 13, 2009

Coffee Clutch 

Talkshow-like reference to when someone arbitrarily talks far too much/too long. Wasting time chatting, bullshiting, or arguing. Unnecessarily long conversation, irrelevant conversation, or just general flatulence of the mouth.

in satire: One who sits on a talk show "Clutching they're coffee and lecturing an audience".

(security personnel radio chatter)

SecurityGuard1: david 5 to david 1... you've got a pretty mouth.......
......
.......david 5 to david 1.... smile like a donut for me....
....
SecurityGuard2: David 5, go do something constructive, this is'nt a fucking coffee clutch.

Coffee Clutch by theNEWROMANTIMES February 7, 2010

grizzly clutch 

When a big nigga named Remi chokes another wannabe nigga named Chris while enduring anal sex.

Gay dude:” give me that grizzly clutch” gay dude 2:”you’re so fat”

grizzly clutch by Inferior phenomena June 2, 2018

Syberian Clutch 

Where you take the thumb and clamp it deep into her poopshooter while your ring and middle finger slip into the
vag hole, You then proceed to put you chin on her shoulder

Hey bro I just walked up behind this girl and totally gave her the syberian clutch, she was getting it and she didnt even know it.

Syberian Clutch by C.I.C April 25, 2009

Off the clutch 

When you’re beyond mad or upset

She was pissed... she was off the clutch
I forgot to bring the casserole and she was off the clutch about it

Off the clutch by Martha XX June 1, 2019

come in clutch 

When a person has that good stuff

*alex brought a whole bunch of food to school
"Alex come in clutch"

come in clutch by Hellerrrrrr June 23, 2017