by jamspoon December 18, 2015

A phrase that someone gives themselves when they want people to think they aren't just fluking their way through a task.
by ebucu June 10, 2020

Something that is so fucking cool and is so awesome like getting more cash back from the cashier than expected
by The bitch with the biggest bal May 01, 2018

by loonaqueenofrap July 19, 2023

by FooManChewy December 31, 2017

I found this ceramic fish with a clock in its belly at the garage sale; now that’s some clutch gear!
by Jeanbean May 01, 2018

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.
Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”
by BuhryanPaynter January 06, 2021
