clond

a nuisance person who is an inconvenience to society. similar to a stomach ache.

“Oh my goodness Paul you are such a clond. Nobody wants you in this office anyway. Janet, don’t you agree??”

by iamahumansock September 27, 2018

clond

a nuisance person who is an inconvenience to society. similar to a stomach ache.

Oh my goodness Paul, you’re such a clond. Nobody wants you in this office anyway. Janet, don’t you agree??

by iamahumansock September 27, 2018

Cloke

UK spelling of 'Cloak' and other British-y places, according to cloakbrand . com
Portmanteau of Cloak and joke - I think
Happy hump day
AF

"Uwu, have you see the new cloke clothing line on cloakbrand . com? They've got reasonably priced and high-quality clothing and other accessories for sale, but be careful, this cloking line is limited! And - Sunrise Suprise! - there are kazoos in three different colours!"
"Owo, I haven't seen it, I'll have to go check it out at cloakbrand . com/!"

by 1.4 April 1, 2020

Clineian

A style of bad writing particular to Ernest Cline, author of Ready Player One, typically involving immediately backpedaling on plot, effectively destroying any potential tension or character development in your story.
A word coined by the podcast 372 Pages We'll Never Get Back.

He spent a whole chapter setting up this fight scene and then just said "I won easily." It's so Clineian of him to just skip important stuff like that!

by Timmyn8or September 8, 2020

Clon

nail that is used to build a circus

got any clons to build a circus

by The hairy sloth October 6, 2020

clonke

A clonke is someone that’s a silly person.

“hey josh you’re such a clonke”
“no you adam!”

by bxguette October 13, 2020

Clogé Arteré

(n) French for CloggedArtery77

Clogé Arteré is so hot.

by Clogé Arteré May 25, 2021