Clog

timeclova but clog

YO ITS CLOG

by Dino_saw_ October 12, 2021

Close the yearbook

Someone who cannot let go of their high school career; more than likely peaked in their high school career.

Dave - “Dude, did you see Aleah’s new post?”

Ryan- “Yes dude, she cannot close the yearbook…”

by riahanne July 26, 2022

Close talker

Some one who talks close enough for you to taste their gum in the back of your throat.

“He’s a bit of a close talker”

by Tilicum January 13, 2023

KD close

1) Kissing Distance close. When a person gets super close to your mouth and they are within kissing distance
2) To close a kiss, aka lock lips for the first time
3) If unwelcomed can be invasion of personal space

"OMG so like whatevs, Joe and I were hanging out and he got like KD close, but he didn't K. What an asshole"

"I know my doctor is supposed to examine me, but he got kd close. It was so awkward."

" She did nothing. I was KD close and she just stared at me. I need you to come to the bar next week with us and be my wingman."

by thatothergirlwhowasinline September 17, 2010

ass closer

When you clench your butt during an intense basketball game.

"How was the game?"
"It was an ass closer!"

by gregh March 8, 2014

Threesome-close

A level of friendship that includes the ability to be involved in a threesome with a friend.

Guy 1- "My pal asked me to have a threesome with him and his girlfirend!"
Guy2- "Wow! You guys must be threesome-close!"

by Titty Christ August 3, 2015

Lincoln Clog

Shitting a nice stack of turds that completely clogs up a toilet.

Clogging there toilet with more than one turd stacked like Lincoln Logs.

I guess I need to eat more fiber. I really built a Lincoln Clog!

by LisaBeagle May 1, 2016