clemenza

one who excels in all. banging ottos mom, killing krauts in Mohaa, and flys the chopper in desert combat better than trinity in the matrix.

"Man, i wish i was a clemenza," said the sadened otto.

by Clemenza May 1, 2003

clementiny

The runt of the litter of wedges contained in a clementine. You know, that one awkwardly little one?

"Hey do you want my clementiny?"

"Hell yeah, they taste better than the normal ones!"

by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012

Clementine

When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.

You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.

by Morphological March 7, 2017

Clementi

Usually is a huge dick to just about everyone around her

Wow no need to be a Clementi

by SomerandomdudefromWI June 1, 2017

moondog clement

A psycho who likes to betray and double cross their friends. A moondog clement has a lot of people out to get her especially when she messes with their lunch.

“What the heck! Why is there garlic all over my apple?”
“Oh this must be the work of a moondog clement”

by Jenky Jenkins May 31, 2018

Cement Mixers

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008

clemond

a clumsy person or a clumsy manuever.... also can be called clemondess

"Dru's clemondess ass dropped a bottle of wine!"

by Alissa and Dru February 3, 2008