Chode

1. Supposedly a penis which is wider than it is long.
2. Since the first definition is almost physically impossible, or at least extremely improbable, a penis which is short and thick.

1. Jamie: "Wow, his dick was three inches long and four inches wide. It was literally impossible to have sex with him. it was a true CHODE."
2. "The sex was actually really good. His cock was really short but it was so thick, he really stimulated the sides of my pussy! I'm actually sore today. A chode can definitely be a good thing, believe it or not."

by StonerWithATinyBoner November 16, 2014

chodempole

A pole object or person, made of any material, which a man screws.

The guy used the tree as his chodempole.

by King of the Chodes June 2, 2003

chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

Chode mash

Adding chode butter to a serving of mashed potatoes and then serving them to your enemy

Jack served a dish of chode mash to the man who stole his girlfriend.

by Chode Slapper January 19, 2010

Chode Flambe

When igniting anal gasses the flame attaches itself to the chode butter causing a near case of spontaneous human combustion

Laughter erupted around the room when Uncle Bob's attempt at lighting a fart turned into a chode flambe. Aunt May managed to light her cigarette from the flame

by Chode Slapper January 21, 2010

Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

chode wipe

smelly dick napkin. Men use this when they wipe the cum off their puny chubby chode. Also used as an insult when someone is being an asshole.

"Ew, did you just use your chode wipe?"
"Oh, yea don't you?"
"Nah, Man i dont have a chode."

Exp 2.
"WHAT A CHODE WIPE."
"Ha, i know he should grow a pair."

by crazygoonie76535 April 27, 2010