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Chili wrap

(v): The act of resorting to using plastic wrap as a condom. When the opportunity to have sex with a girl presents itself, a guy will take what ever measures necessary to complete the task. This includes the chili wrap.
Guy 1 : “Hey man, I'm about to bang this chick but I don’t have a condom.”

Guy 2 : “Don’t trip. I have some plastic wrap in the kitchen..you’ll have to ”chili wrap” your shit tonight.”
by Tiburon February 8, 2013
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chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.
Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.
by goiterbomber March 23, 2013
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chernobyl chili dog

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.
The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!
by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013
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chili supper

When you are engaged in a the art of the "69" sexual position, and the girl on top decides to drop a steaming load all over your face.
That 69 was magical, until I was abruptly fed a chili supper.
by DJ Biscuits November 25, 2013
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lawn chili

The vomit that is frequently found in the front yards, bushes, and driveways of homes close to popular bars, nightclubs, and frat houses. Most often discovered in the morning hours and weekends.
"Ah, Margaret! There's another batch of lawn chili in the front yard again! Those damn kids!"
by ideaman December 6, 2013
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Gooch Chili

Gooch Chili is what you get when Diarrhea gets on your gooch and starts burning.
Dude, that burrito gave me some mean gooch chili.
by SpanktheMonky March 2, 2014
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chili salsa

When banging a chic on her period, then proceeding to collect the mix of blood and cemen then shit in it to resemble meat, then making her eat it.
After I found out she was on her period, I made her some chili salsa to have after.
by TyAl October 21, 2015
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