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Wisconsin Cheese Platter

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.
“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”
by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021
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Abusing The Cheese

A nerd slang from the ninties, commonly referred to in video gaming, which is used to describe a move of uber pwnage used in rapid succession to defeat the opponent. Some video games (Rage) will sometimes show a symbol involving a piece of cheese with a cancellation symbol above it to indicate that a player is rapidly using the same move over and over and will drain their health total to even the balance of pwnage they have caused.
WTF Dalsim! Stop side sweeping me, you're abusing the cheese!
by Garry Cron January 31, 2008
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Disaster With Cheese

To order a sandwich or hamburger that is assembled so terribly when received it barely resembles the picture in the menu.
When Josh ordered his Big Mac at McDonald's the bottom bun was smaller then the top, and the sauce was so overly added it was dripping from the hamburger at every angle, when he picked it up it fell apart. This is definably a Disaster With Cheese.
by Teh NoobToob June 22, 2010
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Dick blue cheese

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.
Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.
by Dickbluecheese June 6, 2019
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Third mouse gets the cheese

an expression you say when the first mouse and the second mouse get into a fight. The third mouse waits until the fight is over to get the cheese from the winner.
"Wow, Alex. Those guys really fucked us hard in Snobby Shores. I guess the third mouse always does get the cheese!."

"Those guys sucked but the third mouse gets the cheese"
by Third Mouse October 6, 2019
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Mac and cheese trident

An invention made by attaching individual macaroni pieces to the prongs of a fork after preparing a bowl of Mac and cheese (usually, but not limited to, Kraft)
“Only the strongest women make Mac and cheese tridents”
by MissThiccums January 11, 2020
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Slice of cheese

This is when one plays golf and hits it so bad it causes a slice that sends there ball into the never ending forest to the right.
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Ben - Now that was a bad shot
Paul- That my friend was a slice of cheese
by Bensondelbenson April 15, 2021
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