Johnny Cash

n. A severe beating

Sometimes the only way to set someone straight is to invoke the wisdom, spirit, and life experience of the world's most respected troubadour. When diplomacy fails, you might just have to give somebody a Johnny Cash to get your point across.

1. Ah, that loudmouth over at the end of the bar stepped outta line pretty bad with that comment about my sister. I think I'll go over there and give him a Johnny Cash real quick.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 3, 2010

Cashew trick

Invented by Popular comedian Dane Cook:
To place a cashew on the tip of an erect penis and flick said cashew into your mouth.

"I did the cashew trick yesterday when i had a lighthouse."(see lighthouse)

by Miss Strychnine; February 3, 2006

creamy cash

when you jerk off on some money and then spend it at a store

I gave Michelle some creamy cash down at the local store

by chow-yung-phat January 26, 2003

never cashed

Describing a bowl of reefer that is not ready to be dumped. Even if there is only one more hit left to be had. Usually happens while in rotation before the bowl gets to me. Taking the absolute last hit and blowing the smoke out to prove that there was still something left.

Charles: Dude, this bowl is cashola!

Me: Wait wait wait, lemme see it. Dude, this bowl is never cashed!

ME: *blows out good amount of smoke, thus getting higher*

Charles: Wow, you were right. Lemme hit that.

by John Toon October 20, 2008

Johnny Cash Ass

(Burning Ring of Fire) Do you really need an explanation? Runny diarrhea that burns as it exits. This often happens the morning after spicy food, or Chinese food (Chinese fireball). It really is self explanatory.

I have been sitting on a Johnny Cash Ass ever since I had that Spicy Thai food earlier.

by homerer May 11, 2009

Dirty Cash

money that is obtained by illegal means.

The cops found a lot of dirty cash in the crack house after the drug bust.

"I wouldn't take any money from him. It's all dirty cash"

by nikinic February 20, 2010

Carshalton Beeches

The only town in london without a bloody pub

Carshalton Beeches , Where are the bloody pubs. Schools, train station, Indian, Chinese, Kebab, Dentist, Doctors, Co-op, Hairdressers, Garage.....now whats missing ???????

by systemofdef April 17, 2010