douche canoe

a giant group of assholes, generally flaming one person for posting something stupid on a forum. long after the thread should have died.

the culmination of a group of douche rockets, possibly practicing douche rocketry.

well im glad to see this thread has turned into a douche canoe.

by cmz II January 7, 2008

paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank

John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe

by Jizzl September 18, 2014

cantelope tester

Pressing two thumbs simultaneously into a girl's ass like your pushing in the knot of a cantelope to test its freshness.

I thought I was totally in there, but things went south fast after I tried to give her the cantelope tester.

by biggerspeck May 17, 2007

Canoe ride

When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.

"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"

by sympathomimetic August 15, 2014

canoe club

A workplace after-party. The name drives its origin from a bunch of young professionals at an Alberta utility company who wanted to book their after party in their work calendars but due to strict work policies, were afraid of calling it drinking night or anything on those lines.

You should join the canoe club gathering tomorrow night.

Lets go canoeing after work (even in the middle of Alberta winter)

by Billlyyyy December 19, 2016

moose canoe

Vagina

If you don't shut up, I'll kick you in the moose canoe.

by King Nimbus February 6, 2014

Douche Canoe

Someone who is such a douche, that his/her douchiness fills a small boat.

That guy cut me off! What a fucking douche canoe!

by Can't find my nipples April 24, 2015