Cactus

The perfect dildo.

Friend: "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough!"

Me: *Pulls out a cactus*

by Tehfuckedherrightinthepussyguy June 13, 2014

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cactapus

1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.

Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

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cactapus

When a girl shaves her pubic hair but doesnt get it smooth enough.

"hey jimmy, what's the matter with your face? It's all scratched and looks like a crime scene!" Mellissa's got cactapus.

by booyah kid January 7, 2006

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Cactus Mongrel

An aweful creature that inhabits Joshua Trees and Barrel Cacti. This vile beast feasts upon the legs of reptiles and the fingernails of humans.

Ouch, that cactus mongrel just ran off with my pinky.

by CalamariPancake April 11, 2009

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cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

by Experto May 19, 2011

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