bud bite

Refers to when an electronic earbud(s) malfunctions sending a mild (almost static like discharge) shock into the users ear.

Why aren't you using your headset?

"The last time i used them i got a "bud bite"

by Frostynozzle December 31, 2016

Bud Fucked

The result of smoking copious amounts of marijuana or hash and becoming comatose, couch-locked, or zombified. Another common result is smoking oneself to sleep.

Dude, I smoked a half ounce of hash last night! I got so bud fucked, I passed out with my bowl in hand.

by TheOfficialRainMan October 17, 2012

Bud Loko

The result of dissolving caffeine tablets into a can or bottle of Bud Light. Name stemming from the alcoholic beverage, the Four Loko.

I've never seen John molest so many squirrels than that night he was on those bud lokos.

by FuzzyNippedJack August 19, 2012

Bud explosion

When u blast the intense music you listen to at such high volume through your ear buds causing them to break

Bro i was jamming to some ADTR and outta nowhere there was a Bud explosion!

by CHUCKLEWORTHY13 July 7, 2011

Bud lit

Past tense verb. When a company launches a poor marketing campaign, often in the name of wokeness, social justice, DEI, that results in catastrophic sales figures.

"Did you hear about Target selling tuck-swimsuits and satanic merch?"

"Yeah, they just bud lit themselves."

by Troonsgender May 24, 2023

Bud Lightify

Make a move that makes no sense that does nothing but set you back and does not appeal to your audience. Usually done in light of political correctness/virtue signaling.

Target really bud lightify (lightified) their company when they unveiled their male genitalia exposing swimsuits

by Shane Germelli May 27, 2023

colossal bud

One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.

Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??

by mommyallana September 19, 2023