Definitions by mommyallana

Shitamus maximus 

Your gluteus maximus becomes a Shitamus maximus when your taking a shit on the shitter.

"Tylers gluteus maximus quickly became a shitamus maximus when he ate at taco bell"

Shitamus maximus by mommyallana December 20, 2023

special cunt 

A special cunt is someone who's retarded and an asshole, at the same time!!?

Me:"Ryan your a special cunt" Ryan:"uhhajavjdn fuck you uhhhahdkdb"

special cunt by mommyallana September 19, 2023

colossal bud 

One puff off colossal bud, actually half a puff off colossal bud and your fucked for a week at the least.

Man1: you took a hit off colossal bud?!?!! Man2: uhhhahahahh whhatt??

colossal bud by mommyallana September 19, 2023

sexystick 

a stick that is sexier than your lover~

you can look, you can stare, but you can definitely also touch the sexystick

sexystick by mommyallana September 18, 2023