bring bail money

meaning people that are currently out and about doing shii they have no business doing during COVID-19

Olivia: BRING BAIL MONEY! WERE GONNA NEED IT

by strawberry shortbitch 🍓 April 16, 2020

Barrington

(Bah-ring-ton)(usually with an aristocratic accent and an accompanying eyeroll) a town in Illinois populated by an abnormally large amount of rich people who lack social skills to realize others don't have the same wealth and priveledges. Many people there gossip and stab you in the back, more than you would typically expect in a high school. 5 suicides have occurred in the past 2 years.

"Since the economy tanked, I can only go to Italy for 1 week this year! Boo hoo!"

"I've never been out of the country before..."

"Oh, I'm sorry, you must not live in Barrington."

by TransplantedAgain August 20, 2009

Bring Me The Horizon

This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.

A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"

A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."

by angry piece of shit October 5, 2009

Brying

To brag about something you also lied about.

Girl A: "Girl C keeps brying about sleeping with Guy D, but I know she's totally lying and it's pissing me off every time she talks about it."
Girl B: "I know, yesterday she said the same thing about him sneaking into her bedroom and sleeping with her all last night, but I saw him that same night smoking weed with his friends by the football field when I went to... never mind."
Girl A: *scoff* "I can't belief she would lie about something like that, and brag about it too!"

by Tintenfisch2 February 1, 2015

Al Boring

The feeling you get when you hear an annoying environmentalist going on and on about global warming.

On the news I heard them talking so much about global warming. It's a scam and it's Al Boring.

by jockass December 23, 2009

Bring the Rain

In ancient Rome, gladiators would fight to please the gods.
The ultimate sign of approval from the gods was a downpour of rain.

Can be interpreted to modern innuendo by referring "bringing the rain" to pleasing your God.

Only to Bring the Rain, man.

by Meatt March 21, 2011

bring me the horizon

cunts, piss in each others mouths, and oli sykes has a tiny penis

oli sykes takes anal from black prison wardens, he is in bring me the horizon, who also take it up the arse

by stefmanxx April 2, 2008