eye boogers

Nasty stuff you can have fun with taking out after you wake up.

EEwww... I hate these eye boogers.

by maurin September 16, 2005

boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).

After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.

by shalala November 12, 2007

Booger Wolf

A really beastly looking female. The kind of female that are only authorized to have sex with just prior to alcohol poisoning or in a pitch black room. Booger wolfs can usually be found traveling in packs, it's just their nature.

Damn! That Amy Bradford is such a Booger Wolf!

by woodythecanoer March 4, 2019

happy booger

a dry or wet booger dangling from the nose, everyone else can see it but you.

"Yo, you got a happy booger, wipe it!"

by sholee January 3, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Dong Bonger

A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.

Jimmy is a dong bonger.

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

The Bongerizer

the combination of a well working vaporizor with a bong formation....this willl fuck you up

I just hit the Bongerizer and that shit wrecked my night

by mac n cheese hoes October 29, 2009