Genie in a Bottle 

Someone who can “make your wish come true” if you rub them the right way. The meaning can be as innocent or as sexual as you wish it to be.

“ If you wanna be with me, baby there's a price to pay. I'm a genie in a bottle You gotta rub me the right way. If you wanna be with me, I can make your wish come true. You gotta make a big impression (oh yeah). Gotta like what you do.” -Christina Aguilera

Genie in a Bottle by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Water bottle 

A fun word to use to start conversations and talks.

Water bottle
What ?
I was just bored and I wanted to talk to you
Oh ok how’s life

Water bottle by Popo water bottle May 31, 2023

to bottle 

To do well (football team) all season then blow it at the end. e.g. I see your team did a Derby County and bottled it again.

To Bottle. I see your team did a Derby County and bottled it again.

to bottle by Ram Boy August 26, 2015

South Dakota Bottle Rocket 

A sexual term. Performing a South Dakota Bottle Rocket involves positioning the female on top of the upward facing male. The male then proceeds to masturbate with his thumb sticking out, allowing for mutual pleasure. Used in order to achieve orgasm without actual penetration.

My girlfriend's got syphilis. I don't want to catch it too, so I just give her the ol' South Dakota Bottle Rocket.

South Dakota Bottle Rocket by G-man Fresh March 30, 2011

Arguing with a shampoo bottle 

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.

"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."

Arguing with a shampoo bottle by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014

hard-on in a bottle

Slang nickname for the sports celebrity hyped but entirely ineffective mail-order supplements that purport to give you muscles and a big black boner no matter what your ethnicity.

I don’t give a rat’s ass if it is a full-blown goddamn placebo, I just wanna get my own hard-on in a bottle and try it out for myself!

hard-on in a bottle by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

Crack a Bottle 

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

Crack a Bottle by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009