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Jo Branding

an acid attack.

Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded

brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"

Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
"Damn, did you hear what happened to Bobby?"
"No, what happened"
" He got a Jo Branding"
"Damn"
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
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Brass Banding

The process of counteracting brewers droop by using a cock ring to aid erectile function. Particularly prominent use in Yorkshire, UK amongst middle-aged men.
Our Doric got a bit frisky last night, but I were so pissed I had to go brass banding to get it up.
by SuperTrans March 26, 2020
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Breath Bonding

Sharing air with someone while neither of you is wearing a mask. Families can be breath bonded. Co-workers can be breath-bonded. Lovers can be breath-bonded.

In the context of harm reduction, one would limit the number of people with whom one breath bonds to minimize community spread.
"I tell ya, Pat. I never thought I would need to consider how my breath might impact the health of another person, but here we are. I'm being careful about breath bonding with folks."
by Kayteezee November 5, 2020
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Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.
Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.
by Miktini December 12, 2020
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Rubber-banding

Thomas - “I have an inclosed porch
Samya - “Stop rubber-banding bro”
by justsomestudent February 3, 2021
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Salvatore boarding school

The Salvatore boarding school is a supernatural school for all supernatural's so they can live and work in peace. The Salvatore boarding school was founded by Caroline forbes and Alaric Saltzman at the old Salvatore boarding house it was donated for this cause by Damon Salvatore in memory of Stefan Salvatore
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Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.
Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021
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