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blitz

Someone who is cancerous and abusive. It is recommended to avoid any contact with someone using the name. They are likely to abuse and hack you.
"That hacker dude is so rude. He's such a blitz."
by UnknownPokemon13 November 21, 2016
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blitzt

a term of saying drunk in a german way .
Duuude im so blitzt!
by ASUHDU January 12, 2017
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blitz syndrome

The group of symptoms that cause Blitzcrank mains on League of Legends to use their Q ability to pull anything at any time, whether it's to help create a play that'll benefit the team, or not. Most likely not.
You can tell the Blitzcrank on the enemy team has Blitz Syndrome.
by Liffeh02 March 3, 2017
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Blitz

She bad asl bro , I'm bouta blitz.
by Big G from the Bronx March 29, 2017
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blitzboner

Very fast occurring and unexpected penis erection which can disappear as quickly as it has appeared.
She: What the hell is that?
He: Never mind, it is just a blitzboner.
She: What does this mean *laughing*
He: It is a boner which occurs and disappears as quick as a lightning bolt.
She: Ah, I see now....errr....wait...I see nothing. Where is it now?

He: It is gone now *sadface*
by Cronquist July 27, 2017
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Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
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Blitz

A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.
by Tesha W. August 19, 2017
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