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pepper blaster

A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!

Finger Blaster Master 

One who is noticeably more talented at pleasing women with his/her fingers than others, particularly in the vaginal region.
"That man is a pleasure sage." "Yeah, he is a Finger Blaster Master"

tittie blaster

An extremely offensive term used when something goes wrong, It can also be used as a comeback.
Awe tittie blaster I forgot to leave that gangbanger money for food

tittie blaster

An Extreme expression when something goes wrong, or a comeback
You are a tittie blaster for not giving pay

tittie blaster

an extreme expression used in rage, or comeback
she bit me so I yelled, "Tittie Blaster!"

Dong Blaster 

Ejaculating in someone's face, with or without consent.
"Let's go Dong Blaster them and make them puke!" - from a Family Guy episode.
Dong Blaster by Blames Johns August 5, 2016