Texter's Block

simillar to writer's block.

He took a while to reply to her text because he had texter's block.

by Rabbit&Mittens May 19, 2010

Imma Block

IS REALLY HOT AND SEXY

Imma Block is very hot and sexy

by THONK_THONK January 17, 2021

Dot blocked

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.

Man, I was supposed to be on the 20 yard line but I got dot blocked!

by thefb October 12, 2010

Masturbator's block

When you're really horny and want to masturbate, but you have no fantasy, story and/or nobody to fantasize about. It is very frustrating and annoying, considering that your libido is good and you're in the mood, but you cannot do your thing only because you don't have a sexual fantasy in mind.

God I'm so horny, but I really have nothing to fantasize about. Even porn is not doing anything to me. How the hell can I get off?

Sounds like you have Masturbator's block. ;)

by avialae November 15, 2020

squat blocked

When you are going to use the bar for squats and someone cuts in front of you.

Bro, I was going to finish out my workout at the squat bar but then I got squat blocked.

by efaith December 4, 2019

block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.

Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.

by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009