A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.
Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.
James: What did she say to do?
Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.
James: What did she say to do?
Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.
by ol' saddleface November 19, 2010
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when you can see right down a girls cleavage
when a girls cleavage is clearly on display
when you can see right down a girls cleavage
when a girls cleavage is clearly on display
This group of guys see a girl where she has a low top and they could see a quite clearly her boob
Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing
Once one see's her boobs, they will say bert/burt in a loud voice. Not shouting it out just saying it rather clear and letting other people who know of the meaning of the word that there is a girl with her tits showing
by Anonymous Pete October 3, 2009
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In World of Warcraft, a druid who acts as a tank. In order to accomplish the task, the druid must shapeshift into the form of a bear with atypically thick skin.
by Zefram January 28, 2008
Get the beartank mug.Also known as a brain fart, it first appeared shortly after the Emmys when CBS anchorwoman Serene Branson had an infamous tongue-tied episode on live television.
by X1rtam March 2, 2011
Get the bertation mug.Karl approached the bar and requested his favorite, high quality draft beer. The bartender pulled the tap and discovered the keg was empty. The bartender explained they were out of his beer and offered him a Bud Light. Karl thought, "what a beertastrophe!"
Paul was out with friends at their local pub. They were sitting at a table. The smoking hot waitress had just delivered a fresh round of pints for everyone. As Paul stood up to leave the table for the restroom, he accidentally bumped the table, causing six freshly poured pints to spill over. Brian belted out "party foul", but he was quickly corrected when Jim said, "dude, that's a beertastrophe!"
Paul was out with friends at their local pub. They were sitting at a table. The smoking hot waitress had just delivered a fresh round of pints for everyone. As Paul stood up to leave the table for the restroom, he accidentally bumped the table, causing six freshly poured pints to spill over. Brian belted out "party foul", but he was quickly corrected when Jim said, "dude, that's a beertastrophe!"
by Titleist2002 August 20, 2013
Get the Beertastrophe mug.A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.
Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
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