by MontM July 17, 2024
After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes
by Assgasm 2000 December 18, 2022
A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
AJ: Did you hear that David hit a devious lick in the men's restroom at river bend middle school?
Dylan: no watever
Dylan: no watever
by faggotrone September 14, 2021
A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage
Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it
Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019
by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017