Sniff my beans

May be used instead of "suck my balls" when situation proves that it's inappropriate, or when speaking to a child. Either way, it gets the point across, in an innocent way.

"Yeah, yeah Sean, sniff my beans."

by sniffmybeans May 6, 2010

hot beans

Exlamatory phrase to describe pleasure one feels due to pleasing/superior characteristics of something, in reference to the pleasure of consuming heated beans of whatever kind.
Often used by people who rebel against the mainstream'd phrase 'cool beans,' which seems to denote pleasure in comparison to unheated beans.

Friend 1: I just got the new _______ CD!
Friend 2: Hot beans! Cany you burn me a copy?

by Brad Slocum December 28, 2005

fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

by Jon July 2, 2004

Jelly Beans

1. Innuendo used to portray a male's sexual desire towards a particular woman.

2. Referring to the physically pleasing aspects of a woman because everyone knows that a Jelly Bean is supple and delicious.

Woman: "Oh, that man over there looks fine!"
Other Woman: "Bitch, please, he is only after your Jelly Beans"

Man: "Damn, son, I really want her Jelly Beans."

by Gouchardo September 12, 2011

Beans

Beans is another way of referring to money.

"How much you got on you right now?"
"I got 20 beans"

by SuperDuperHatGuy August 27, 2016

blow beans

When your having sex, its the best bit, you know the bit at the end when you chuck your muck, qv, or tip your dirt, qv.
In fact its the whole point of the excercise

I stuck my knob is, wiggled it about a bit, blew my beans, and then rolled over and went to kip

by Simon C May 26, 2004

Beans

Money

I've got forty beans/It cost me forty beans

by Soledad July 23, 2003