fagel bagel

A longer word for ''Fag''

Alyx: What does fagel bagel mean?
Nikki: The definition of fagel bagel is: you

by Niicolleee February 17, 2009

Bagel

This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho

"Bagel."

by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017

Sesame Bottom Bagel

This process is long and hard so listen up. First you must find a sesame bagel (no other bagel will work) and cover it in cream chesse. Then, while having sexualy intercourse (man or woman will work), push the bagel in the anus until the anus is completely destroyed, or until the anus is flaming red with pink on the outside. After the anal seducing, take the bagel out of the anus, then enjoy. For the best possible results, use a woman.

I gave my girl friend a sesame bottom bagel, but i used a popy bagel and the popies wouldnt come out for 2 weeks.

by Arnie Mcpalmer January 1, 2010

Bagel

The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels

-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

by CharlesJJJ November 3, 2016

baelyn

An amazing person originally from Montana, is really pretty, and loves art. I know your here Baelyn. ( ͡⚆ل͜ ͡⚆)

Person 1:omg baelyn is so pretty!

P2:omg yeah

by Denki the meme boi November 6, 2019

cock bagel

A horribly degrading insult.

Vineet: You spelled my name wrong you Cock Bagels!
Peter: Sorry man.
Chris: *starts crying*

by Vineet December 1, 2003

french bagel

The sexual act of ejaculating on to a rectum, and then eating the seman out of the rectum.

Last night, during intercourse I gave my wife the old french bagel, it was delicious.

by Mac Louis September 10, 2007