baby batter bankruptcy

v: when you go to cum in a girls face, but have been so sexually depleted that you end up antiqueing her in stead.

Shiela counted on Brad's baby batter bankruptcy in order to replace the spilled ashes of her dearly departed uncle Sal.

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

baiter

A fisherman who uses non-artificial bait, such as live bait or cut/whole dead bait.

Some fishermen look down on baiters, but I regularly use cut dead croaker to catch silver trout in the channels. I guess this makes me a baiter, but at least I have a freezer full of fish to eat.

by Michael (Who set this to a unique constrait?) March 19, 2008

Banterism

A funny quote or word uttered by someone.

That was one hell of a banterism!
John is full of banterisms today!
That TV show is full of banterous banterisms!

by Charltzy January 12, 2009

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

banterist

Someone who you have the randomest banter and conversations with.

Leyna: dharj asked me if I'd seen ugly bAtty the other day
talie: gosh hes a duche bag
Leyna: haha i love the random shit we chat, we are great banterists

by Talie- marie October 24, 2008

Battery-fail

when you get a game over in a video game because the batteries in your controller died.

"Ahh, i was so close to beating this boss when i suffered a battery-fail. and i couldn't find my spare ones quick enough."

by rewand0099 June 11, 2009

Batter Bomb

In the USA it's when you bust your nut in your hand and then slap the chick you just got done smashing. Preferably in the face but on the ass is acceptable.

After I got done butt fucking your mom, I pulled out and gave that old slut a batter bomb.

by GhettoSupreme July 21, 2012