Batey

A kid with a HUGE nose and a prepubescent girlfriend who eats things that don't belong to her, and has been known to lay a Jew egg or two from time to time.

The other day, I ran into Batey, and his Jewish Girlfriend stole my jewelry.

by Shawn Batey August 4, 2007

Pro Bates

A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.

"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."

"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."

by Justified501 October 30, 2012

Batesville

A small, horrible, heroin ridden town full of imcompetent, conceited, drug addicted idiots who often make fun of other towns(Greensburg) to make them feel better about themselves. But in all actuality there is not a single person in the whole town of Batesville who is not a heroin addicted whore. The town matches its people(trashy). They have tried and failed several times to make Batesville a nicer town(making a sign blocking the entrance of Liberty Park that says, "Welcome"). but nothing will ever work:)

Drug Dealer#1: We better get out of the country that girl we sold to died!!
Dug Dealer#2: Yeah we better pack up and get of Batesville!!!

or

Mom: Do you want to go to Skyline?
Daughter: i would but its in Batesville!

by GreensburgBitches! December 18, 2011

Bater

A horny mamal who is said to originate in southern california, but claims to be hawaiian. Is known to talk non stop and very annoying at times. Is notorious for using phrases like: "bwah!" and "I am from Hawaii"

Man that Bater ate all of my food and then he

by the look July 10, 2003

mater bater

A person that masturbates to his significant other.

That douchebag is such a mater bater. He makes me want to bate to tubgirl.

by Steve Bater May 13, 2005

Bateist

Someone who is superior in all aspects of life.
Everyone loves a bateist.

"He's such a bateist."
"Yeah he's mint."

by Wizardboy March 11, 2008

Beer Dick Bater

one who assumes the role a of guy masturbating, but instead of a dick, it is a can of beer.

This one time, on a pool table, i saw this girl doing the beer dick bater dance

by Mark19 August 20, 2008