bareshoe

Not wearing socks while wearing sneakers. Usually a result of a very rainy day.

Guy 1: Dude, my socks are super wet right now. I can't walk back to my dorm like this.

Guy 2: No worries, just bareshoe it til you get back

by Wilfordbrimley December 11, 2012

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barney crack

Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van

Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it

by 69likehipster September 9, 2018

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Barney

A fat lazy mutt who bit me for no reason.

Barney bit my leg... Ow!

by Nathan Thexton (aka Lil Wonk) May 8, 2020

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Barner Syndrome

A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.

I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.

Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.

“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.

“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”

by Anonymous8008132 July 8, 2020

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Bainesexual

Attracted to Baine/DownUnder#8408 cause they're really hot and cool.

(Bro) Hey, bro

(Other Bro) What's up

(Bro) We love Baine, right?

(Other Bro) Yeah, bro

(Bro) Good bro, Baine is hot

(Other Bro) No cap, bro

(Bro) Kiss me, Bro

(Other Bro) Sorry, bro my only love is Baine

(Bro) Understandable, have a great day, my Bainesexual brotha

by Not Baine August 9, 2020

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Barney the belt

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.

“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad”
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP

by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

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