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barney crack

Crack that Barney snorts when he's having sex in the back of a white pick up van
Oh my God it's a white van it must have some Barney crack in it
barney crack by 69likehipster September 9, 2018
A fat lazy mutt who bit me for no reason.
Barney bit my leg... Ow!

Barner Syndrome 

A person who perceives any form of communication with the opposite sex as flirting and/or being flirted with.
I think Tyler is suffering from Barner Syndrome because he told me Ann said hi to him and thus must have a crush on him.

Just because they’re nice to you doesn't mean they have a crush on you. If you think otherwise, you have Barner Syndrome.

“ Adam talked to me today, he must love me!” said Liv.

“ Nah, girl. Sounds like you’ve got a case of Barner Syndrome.”

Bainesexual 

Attracted to Baine/DownUnder#8408 cause they're really hot and cool.
(Bro) Hey, bro

(Other Bro) What's up

(Bro) We love Baine, right?

(Other Bro) Yeah, bro

(Bro) Good bro, Baine is hot

(Other Bro) No cap, bro

(Bro) Kiss me, Bro

(Other Bro) Sorry, bro my only love is Baine

(Bro) Understandable, have a great day, my Bainesexual brotha
Bainesexual by Not Baine August 9, 2020

Barney the belt 

Weapon of choice for beating your kids. A typical belt that transitions to Barney the belt when getting ready to beat your kids.
“Come here junior, why did you break the fine China vase?”
“It was an accident, dad
“Well, okay, I got somebody that wants to meet you. It’s Barney the belt!”
SLAP SLAP SLAP CHILD WHALING SLAP SLAP SLAP
Barney the belt by Thepronerd2 June 28, 2021

Barney Chicken Soup!

Everyone shouts this when two people are about to fight! First heard in Gateshead schools in the North East in the 90s
Look Tom and Jerry are about to fight! Everyone crowds around shouting “Barney Chicken Soup!” Repeating until the first punch is made.
Barney Chicken Soup! by Rochaz78 October 7, 2021