barner

A word used by a toothless inbred, that is mistaken that the universe does not revovle around football as it WAS played back in the day of Bahr Brynt, as a feeble attempt to insult a person with a quality education from Auburn University.

Over yonder sets a barner. I hates them loosers.

by Buster April 22, 2003

LaShawn Barber

Another hypocrtical conservative pundit who rants on and on about feminism and government dependency, yet is a 38 year old unmarried, barren, and selfish welfare queen. She claims to be pro-life and against feminism, yet as a 38 year old blogger earning sufficient money to support a family, she is not willing to adopt fetuses who otherwise might be aborted, nor has she had her own kids. She qualifies as a feminist who puts her own blogging career needs over starting a family. She rants on and on about government dependence, yet when her sister ( a normal sane person with functional arms and legs) needs money, instead of using genuine conservative rhetoric like "be an enterprising black women and go out and work hard for the money," she posts a PAYPAL donation link to help support her sister. Little does she know that whether it is the government, or a paypal donation, she is telling her Sister that it is okay not to work hard, and rely on either the government or other folks' donations to get by.

Person 1:
"U-G-L-Y
You ain't got no ALIBI
You're Barren."

Person 2: "Hey.. is that about the hypocritical LaShawn Barber?"

Person 1: "How'd you know!"

Person 2: "I mean it had to be either her or Ann Coulter. Both are hypocritical barren pundits."

by Angryblackconservative July 1, 2005

barbershop

something dane always says for no reason

nobody:

dane:barbershop

by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019

Barbershop Quartet

When a group of 4 guys get together to groom each others' pubic hair.

"Hey what are you doing later this afternoon?"

"Nothing really."

"Why don't we call Ben and Evan over for a little party?"

"Great idea, but I need to set aside some time to clip my ball hair."

"Dude, no worries. Have them over and we can just have a little Barbershop Quartet."

by Rankle November 25, 2011

Saffron barker

A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee

Oh is that saffron barker nahh it’s just an insect

by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019

Quinton Barker

A big fat bastard, inventor of the Fat boy special vibrato fart.
He is an obese, primitive man, with a face of boils(boil beard) Greasy black hair with a suspicious ginger beard.
No-one likes him, except wroxanne, his girlfriend.

"Quiton Barker? Yea i know him, he hit on me once, fucking hell he stinks of shit!"
"Big Ugly oaf"

by Adam Watts AKA Ginge December 6, 2003

Barberry

Fake Burberry. Popular amongst the Chav/grouper/gripper/fist

Nice Barberry Cap asshole - where did you get that - down the market for owt and a flash?

by M_O_U_L_D June 4, 2004