European baptism

Peeing inside a women in lieu of ejaculation.

"I gave her the ol' European baptism last night"

by Willysaucy April 20, 2023

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Booty Baptism

When you go to take a dump and you fall through the seat, and your butt cheeks hit the toilet water.

After Deshawn lost some weight, he done had himself a booty baptism.

by trippdophine August 9, 2023

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Jean-baptiste is a male name, largely used in France. Jean-baptiste is a sweet caring loyal man with a funny personality, he is the joker of the friends group. He can be poetic and very romantic just like the city of love Paris. Anyone would be lucky to have a Jean-baptiste in their life.

You’re very loyal just like a Jean-baptiste character

by Manumuse November 7, 2023

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Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico

I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.

by amgrogus November 16, 2023

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Williams Baptist University

Williams Baptist University is a four-year college in Walnut Ridge Arkansas. Also known as WBU, is often referred to as the Harvard of Walnut Ridge. The dining hall’s "Weekend Pasta" and "Chicken Surprise" have been surprising people for years. The dorm rooms? Quaintly prison-sized. The Wi-Fi? Almost good enough to load Netflix if you squint hard enough. The whole place runs on Jesus, chicken strips, and sheer denial about having real-world responsibilities. Parties? More like board games and an 8:30 bedtime. Wi-Fi’s so slow it practically sends emails by carrier pigeon, and “wild night” means a trip to Walmart (if you can find a ride). Want to go out? Good luck—“out” is the gas station ten minutes away. The town closes at sunset, and if you thought Greek life meant wild parties, here it just means Bible study groups named after the alphabet. By senior year, you’ll know everyone on campus, including that random campus squirrel you’ve named Frank. Welcome to WBU—where your social life is as quiet as the library on a Sunday morning!

I regretted going to Williams Baptist University

by Makbrody November 3, 2024

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