When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 10, 2017
“hey can i get an ariel bagel?”
“what?! are you sure?”
“yeah man, don’t knock it till u try it. it’s actually really good”
“what?! are you sure?”
“yeah man, don’t knock it till u try it. it’s actually really good”
by ari1234 January 01, 2019
Who was the hot, fit guy Meghan was chatting with last night? That is Doug, not her type, he loves rainbow bagels
by rnnrdad March 20, 2023
A person who is rather plain, typical, or boring. A person who doesn't exactly have any special qualities to them. For Example: a barely to non-existing personality.
"You're always the same mate; dark clothes, always acting tough, you're just a plain Bagel Head man."
by Goat_011 July 31, 2020
by edentheeater December 05, 2016
Girl 1:"Hey why don't you dance with matt?"
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
Girl 2: "Psh hellna he's such a spatch-bagel. He comments all my pictures on myspace and i barely know him!"
The Spatch-bagel sat at home and played pokemon by himself...all day
by Drippy MC July 29, 2008
by Prison Mike1 June 08, 2021