placing a bagal around your gentitals and using it as a masturbating device later to jizz on it and eat it
by Cool kid77 February 19, 2015
Get the jizz bagelmug. A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023
Get the Juicy Bagelmug. When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017
Get the Cunt Bagelmug. The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
by SStec November 18, 2019
Get the crispy bagelmug. Who was the hot, fit guy Meghan was chatting with last night? That is Doug, not her type, he loves rainbow bagels
by rnnrdad March 19, 2023
Get the Rainbow Bagelmug. After having a large, filling bagel, you feel so full and out of shape that you start to reevaluate your breakfast choice.
by Emleh June 5, 2015
Get the Bagel sweatsmug. When a guy takes another guy's turkey neck fat, wraps it around his cock and fucks until completion.
by Oinkalicious June 10, 2021
Get the Bagel Doggingmug.