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Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.
I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.
by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016
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Frosted Bagel

The obligation felt by one, to consume the nut of another found along the anal rim of a man who follows the Jewish faith.
Dude: Hey Man, what took so long?
Man: Sorry Dude, but I had to take care of a Frosted Bagel.
ManWhoFollowsTheJewishFaith: Ech!
by SomeJefferson July 11, 2019
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Pizza Bagel

A pizza bagel is a delight which is a bagel with tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, peperoni and veggies if you want to change up the heavenly delight. You can make them at your home or buy them pre-made in frozen ready to be cooked in an oven, toaster oven and microwave.
by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023
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bagel cock

when one sticks their penis through the hole of a bagel
Can you get me a bagel? I want to make a bagel cock.

Rain drop, drop top, bagel cock.
by Dr. Knokkers February 15, 2017
mugGet the bagel cockmug.

Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.
Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night
by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023
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Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.
Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.
by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017
mugGet the Cunt Bagelmug.

crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"
Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.
by SStec November 18, 2019
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