Aubrey

A short midget who thinks she's a loan shark but isnt.

Aubrey a real bitch

by Jace71537182 October 2, 2023

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aubreyskato

aubreyskato is an insane guy. pure insanity in the form of a silly (yet slightly deranged) fwcu liker. shes super normal about her interests (no hes not.) aubreyskato is obviously the best bylergod (its true, i can confirm.) when hes not causing harm to twitter dot com she likes to rant continuously and make art of his fav characters. you should definitely follow aubreyskato trust me, his posts are always banger 🔥

“who’s twitter user aubreyskato?”
the best (insane) person in the whole fucking world, of course !

by aubreyskatofan October 5, 2023

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Aubergine Axolotl

The aubergine axolotl, also known by the scientific name of Ambystoma melongena, is an elusive amphibian, a lover of caves and other fresh, humid environments in general. As the name itself suggests, the aubergine axolotl would appear as a quadrupedal animal, physiognomically identical to an axolotl, but characterized by a more rounded body, with intense purple pigmentation and the typical aubergine petiole where the tail should be located. An adult individual can measure up to 30cm and weigh between 1.5kg and 2kg. Characterized by an ungainly gait accompanied by the "Pillar's Men Theme" in the background, it is a species in danger of extinction. The researchers would all agree on the fact that the decimation of the number of individuals was induced by the disproportionate use of the same in Italian cuisine, especially in the South, for the creation of dishes such as aubergine parmigiana or the simpler grilled aubergines.

To date, the reproductive mechanism of the animal has not been defined, since there have been few contacts with it (not to mention the fact that all the aubergine axolotls studied were eaten as a snack between one break and another)

(Pillar’s Men Theme in background)

A: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

B: Bro, IT’S AN AUBERGINE AXOLOTL!

A: O MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!

A e B do a Jojo Pose with aubergine axolotl

by El Basurero October 9, 2023

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Aubrey

Aubrey’s are super sweet, caring, and smart. Everyone in his life is super important to him and he wants to make sure everyone is happy. He’s extremely hot and gets lots of girls, but is dedicated to only one. He loves music, especially rock (he hates pop).

Some kid #1: “hey who’s that hot guy listening to rock music?”

Some kid #2: “Oh that’s Aubrey.”

by Ugheverynameistaken October 13, 2023

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AUBRY

The most perfect soul Aubry is super pretty and nice. Aubry is tough and brave and can either be seen outdoors or at home practicing her makeup. Aubry gets good grades every day and is a teacher's pet. Aubrys have good style and music taste, and you can also find them at ULTA or Cannes.Aubrys will be with you every step of the way, and Aubrys has an incredibly high pain tolerance. Aubry is the mother fucking best and your lucky to have even walked past one

Aubry is so pretty

by rebecca smith November 2, 2023

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