Keebler Elf

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“Greg is a Keebler Elf”

by God status November 24, 2021

Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

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that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but gay and more lesbian than billie eilish

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by busybrat July 6, 2024

elf bar american gothic

that emma chamberlain sadness in the eyes but even more lesbian than billie eilish

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by busybrat July 6, 2024

elfing

The act of cumming on someone's face, then throwing glitter onto them.

I love elfing on you lil' bro

by anonymous April 13, 2025

pig poo team elf

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Dang bro your mom is a pig poo team elf

by Feeeks December 1, 2021

Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.

“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.

by Father McKinley March 26, 2024