accupuncture

The art of rapidly poking someone to get their attention.

Me: Lisa
Lisa: In a minute...
Me: LISA!!!!
Lisa: One second
Me: This calls for accupuncture (begins to poke)
Lisa: OW QUIT FLIPPIN' POKING ME!!!WHAT DO YOU WANT?

mission accomplished

by kekreations August 31, 2010

Accountant

An accountants job is to ensure that the people who can afford an accountant don't pay tax.

Christiano Ronaldo has a good accountant.

by Mutemute December 10, 2016

Accountabilibuddy

Being responsible for another classmate or person in school, or work.

Timothy text your Accountabilibuddy Adrianna and make sure she has her homework and comes to class on time.

by Timmy Scott October 18, 2017

lowkey account

What Mormons use to post their bad pictures, as they do not want their families or church members to see how they actually live.

"Did you see what collin posted on his lowkey account?"
"No, what was it?"
"He was hecka vaping an e cig!"

by Zero dollars boi April 2, 2017

Spam account

A spam account (or finsta) is an account that you use to post fun things that don't match your main account theme. Most people post memes, funny selfies, or good food, etc. Typically only your friends follow you.

Sally: Can you send me the picture of us that u posted on your spam account?
Todd: Yea of course! It's a pretty goofy picture of us.

by Justthatboywholovestheworld April 5, 2019

accountant

The chosen occupation of the dullest people you will ever know. Enticed to this career solely by the prospect of financial gain and security, yet not brave enough to advance to the somewhat more respectable and risky (yet at least.. more exciting) field of finance, a person who chose to be an accountant is a boring syncophantic moron (see: tool) who essentially decided to do the most boring job in the world because he or she was scared of committing to anything else.

Nobody is ever "passionate" about accounting. Anybody who says that he or she is passionate is basically a fucking goddamn bullshitting liar.

Ex. Ricky chose to be an accountant because he thought he wouldn't get hired for anything else. He now works for PwC and is fucking boring as hell. Ugh, having to be around him and listen to him talk is like being strangled and having to die a very slow and painful death.

by OneWhoSpeaksTheTruths February 7, 2012

accountabilabuddy

A same-sex partner with whom you keep accountable to not be bi-curious; conversely, a same-sex partner with whom you explore bisexuality. Accountabilabuddies are most often found at religious camps whose goal is to "get the gay out" of children.

This is Trevor and he's my accountabilabuddy, and we're bi-curious!

by yourrealname7768 September 19, 2009