woofer

A person who sniffs pussy fart and eats cheese tit.
In other words, they are retarded, mofo's.

Scotty B is such a woofer, he won't tell us what "keerunch" means.

by The Foolishness July 20, 2004

wooft

saying wtf as a complete word

wooft is you problem, you need to stoof you doof!

by JustinthymeBeatchhh June 17, 2007

Woof Woof Crank

After intercourse, the act of inserting the somewhat hard penis into the mouth of a girl and proceeding to move her head around in a cranking motion clockwise or counter-clockwise until completely satisfied while making loud WOOF noises.

After i fucked that bitch last night, i totally woof woof cranked her till she passed the fuck out.

by fapmaster5000 January 6, 2008

wooaft

expression of surprise

can also be used whenever the time feels right.

created by mr nicholas blair I.

'oh goodness'
'oh dear'
'wow'
'yuk that fart really smells'

by ana cooper March 19, 2003

woofer-wednesday

A celebration held on a wednesday signifying the passing of the middle of the work week.

John and I drank two thirty packs of beer to celebrate woofer-wednesday, because two-fer Tuesday went really bad.

by afro8419 September 7, 2010

woofles

pooping and vomiting at the same time

he came down with the woofles and had to sit on the toilet with a bucket

by whoooooosisit December 12, 2011

woof

slang term for crook

the woof took money from the bank

by bullsfan239712 December 25, 2007