Wankspanker

A total wanker n jiz stain who loves themself who thinks they are a kardasian facebook and instergram style celeb in there own soild underpants coz they got a like or 2

Omg what a wankspanker he would throw 1 off coz he looked in a shop window n saw his self

by Smushkitten July 12, 2019

Wankstain

Macrae

Macrae is a potato . What a wankstain

by Wankstain Macrae April 10, 2019

Wanksplat

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

by AmYerDa March 17, 2020

wanksultation

Noun, chiefly Br. Eng.

Contraction of Wank + Consultation.

1. When you're unsure if you're attracted to someone, so you fantasize about them when having some "alone time" to help you decide.*

2. When you and a co-worker-with-benefits find an empty meeting room for a quick bit of hanky panky on company time.*

*Neither of these things have much in common with good decision making.

1. Hmm do I really like this Eric guy? I guess consulting the spankbank for a wouldn't hurt my chances at finding out!

2. Hey Janet, you got 5 minutes? I'm stressed out about this deadline and I could really use a quick wanksultation in the breakout room.

by EdgarLongstaff November 18, 2020

wankspangle

Wankspangle - a verb for the ultimate wanker, an idiot, or well known throbber or dickhead.

I tell what that bloke over there is a 100% wankspangle.
I told him to put the rubbish out, but hes thick as mince and definitely a wankspangle

by Issa massive unt September 2, 2022

Windshield Banana

Telling someone your a down to fornicate.

Gilby left me a windshield banana. Should I text him?

by DarthHammy89 October 28, 2022

wieksen

Limbourgish for wanking

Vanavond lekker wieksen

by Secret Secretary August 4, 2023